1 00:00:04,333 --> 00:00:07,073 [Dramatic music] 2 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:22,067 [Derek gasping] 3 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:30,873 Oh my god, it's you. 4 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,100 [Dramatic music] 5 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:34,733 Come on, it's me. 6 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:37,103 Derek. 7 00:00:37,233 --> 00:00:38,573 You know me. 8 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:39,700 Give it to me. 9 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:42,067 I must have it. 10 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:48,203 No, I'll never tell you where it is, never. 11 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:50,327 You'll have to kill me first. 12 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:51,897 [Upbeat music] 13 00:00:52,033 --> 00:00:53,033 As you wish. 14 00:00:53,133 --> 00:00:55,703 [Upbeat music] 15 00:01:01,967 --> 00:01:06,867 - [Derek screams] - [Upbeat music] 16 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,300 [Bright upbeat music] 17 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:39,197 [Man] One, two, three, yeah. 18 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,873 [Upbeat music] 19 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:49,703 I'm sorry to be so forward love. 20 00:01:50,733 --> 00:01:52,833 You're a very handsome woman. 21 00:01:54,433 --> 00:01:57,403 The way your hair grows out of your skull like that, 22 00:01:58,567 --> 00:01:59,297 magical. 23 00:01:59,433 --> 00:02:01,973 [Upbeat music] 24 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,633 Hi, excuse me. 25 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,720 I couldn't help but notice you from across the fields. 26 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,100 [Laughs] 27 00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:14,373 Can I take you on a date and maybe more. 28 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:19,303 I'm sorry, I'm talking to this lovely lady. 29 00:02:20,433 --> 00:02:22,333 Oh, you lucky mare. 30 00:02:23,567 --> 00:02:24,897 He likes you. 31 00:02:25,033 --> 00:02:27,003 Maybe you should go on a date with him, 32 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:29,803 then perhaps intercourse. 33 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,230 I'm very clean. 34 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,827 I always use a loofa on my under bits. 35 00:02:35,967 --> 00:02:37,167 Although I must warn you, 36 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,610 I do have a slight case of eczema, 37 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:41,633 or as I like to call it, the snowfall of love. 38 00:02:41,767 --> 00:02:43,667 It's like Christmas. 39 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,900 Christmas in your bedroom more like. 40 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,673 When I pleasure a woman, 41 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,200 I like to unwrap her like a present. 42 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,330 Baste her like a Turkey. 43 00:02:55,567 --> 00:03:00,067 And when I'm finished, she falls asleep satisfied 44 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:03,033 just like my Nana. 45 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:09,100 Look, I sell jam here, nothing more. 46 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:11,703 So you can either put it in your bag, on your toast, 47 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:13,473 or shove it up your ass. 48 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,770 I don't care, as long as it get my 3.50 pounds. 49 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,200 [Gemma] Okay. 50 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,773 I tried my best. 51 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,570 I was oozing seduction but she was immune. 52 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:25,967 Yeah. 53 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:27,200 We'll just have to wait. 54 00:03:28,467 --> 00:03:30,397 You keep your camera ready. 55 00:03:30,567 --> 00:03:32,137 She's gonna do some adultery sooner or later. 56 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:34,127 I mean, just look at her. 57 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:37,567 You can tell. Thirsty for flesh. 58 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,830 Is that the woman you came to spy on? 59 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:43,667 Why was Terry harassing her? Should we report him? 60 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,300 Well yes, to the untrained eye 61 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,703 it may look as though he was harassing her Monica, 62 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:50,873 but Terry was actually attempting to flirt with her. 63 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,400 Her husband's hired us to see 64 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,127 if she's cheating on him. 65 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:55,567 Terry's our little honey trap. 66 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,270 Right. 67 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,100 Well I have to say, 68 00:03:58,233 --> 00:04:00,273 it's so brave of you 69 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,130 to bet your whole future on this investigation business. 70 00:04:03,267 --> 00:04:05,367 It's not making you any money whatsoever, 71 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:06,897 but you're still plugging away, 72 00:04:07,033 --> 00:04:10,673 despite all the signs telling you to just pack it in. 73 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,830 Makes me proud to call you my sister. 74 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,733 Well, it's early days yet. 75 00:04:15,867 --> 00:04:17,127 Look at Bill Gates. 76 00:04:17,267 --> 00:04:18,537 He started Microsoft in a garage. 77 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:20,567 Look at him now. 78 00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:23,073 Maybe you should get a job in a garage like him, 79 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:23,970 you know, just to make some money. 80 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,570 And don't get me wrong, 81 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,370 you can live with me rent free for as long as you want. 82 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:30,167 It's only until the insurance money 83 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,200 comes through on our coach Monica. 84 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:33,833 If it comes through. 85 00:04:33,967 --> 00:04:37,397 Oh, hey, can I interest you in my new perfume? 86 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:41,227 Made it myself, with oils from my own natural body scent. 87 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:45,567 It's called me, by Monica. 88 00:04:46,467 --> 00:04:47,467 That's me. 89 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:50,767 She loved that. She'll definitely be back. 90 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:53,330 [Upbeat music] 91 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:56,167 [Dramatic music] 92 00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:08,427 We need the money, gem. 93 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:10,227 Got to get out of your sister's place. 94 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,770 I wake up every day smelling of me. 95 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,830 It's like living in her armpit. 96 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,667 We will Terry, I promise you. 97 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,000 Soon we'll have our own place 98 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:20,933 and I'll be stuck living somewhere 99 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:23,027 that smells of your armpits. 100 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:26,267 And then, gem, we can afford the wedding of our dreams. 101 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,870 Yeah, the wedding of your dreams. 102 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,700 Yeah. 103 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:33,233 [Upbeat music] 104 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,567 [Gasping] 105 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:39,167 [Dramatic music] 106 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,570 Porcelain rabbit figurine, 1981. 107 00:05:46,067 --> 00:05:49,867 Oh, glazing in excellent condition. 108 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,200 You can sense the caress of the Potter in each detail. 109 00:05:55,567 --> 00:05:57,397 Haven't been touched like that in years. 110 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:00,573 The red-eyed rabbit? 111 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:02,127 Oh, you're welcome to it. 112 00:06:02,267 --> 00:06:03,927 I remember that from when I was a kid 113 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:06,127 and from many nightmare as an adult. 114 00:06:06,267 --> 00:06:08,037 My mum got it from a Potter she had a fling with, 115 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:08,827 Eric something... 116 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:10,727 Derek castlewick. 117 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:13,567 Creator of the little Timmy tufty tail collection. 118 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,230 He's had a fling with a lot of women, 119 00:06:15,367 --> 00:06:16,427 your mum's not special. 120 00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:24,803 It's wonderful. How much do you want for it? 121 00:06:24,933 --> 00:06:25,773 - Well... - Don't know, 122 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:27,200 couple of quid I suppose. 123 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:30,003 Terry, that's not how you car boot. 124 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,370 Clearly you have no interest in pottery of this kind. 125 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:35,837 I can tell by the look on your face. 126 00:06:35,867 --> 00:06:37,997 It's the same look my ex-wives all had. 127 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,373 [Dramatic music] 128 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:45,727 It's here, I was right. 129 00:06:45,867 --> 00:06:48,297 Derek gave it away to one of his girlfriends. 130 00:06:48,433 --> 00:06:52,573 All these years tracking them and finally it's in my sights. 131 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:55,773 That idiot Carl is trying to buy it. Get rid of him. 132 00:06:57,567 --> 00:07:00,127 Look, I need that for my collection, a tenner. 133 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,770 Tenner? Aye, go on. 134 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,430 20. 135 00:07:06,567 --> 00:07:07,927 20? Aye, go on. 136 00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:09,397 25. 137 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:10,567 40. 138 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:12,903 100. Aye go on. 139 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:17,573 But Terry, this is obviously 140 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,467 a very valuable collector's item. 141 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:23,097 I'm afraid it's not for sale. 142 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,200 Terry, come on pack up 143 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:26,973 this little bunny's got a date with eBay. 144 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:31,430 150. Aye... 145 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:35,567 So unless there's anything else that you'd like? 146 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,230 [Coughing] 147 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:46,567 I thought I was gonna black out then. 148 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:50,567 So, I've completely sold out of me. 149 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,570 You never told me business was so easy. 150 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,010 This is clive. We met by the Nick-nacks. 151 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:57,233 This is my sister Gemma. 152 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:58,567 Hi there. 153 00:07:58,633 --> 00:08:00,573 Have you smelled her me? 154 00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:03,073 It really grabs the nose, doesn't it? 155 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,870 I mean, one whiff and you just yearn 156 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 to Bury yourself in the source of the odour. 157 00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:08,603 [Laughing] 158 00:08:08,733 --> 00:08:09,733 Or move out. 159 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:12,767 My my, what a delightful figurine. 160 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,270 [Dramatic music] 161 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,900 Are you selling it? 162 00:08:17,033 --> 00:08:19,303 Do you know, I've seen these before, collectors' items. 163 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:21,573 I could offer you say, 200 pounds? 164 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,700 Oh aye, go on. 165 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,803 Sorry, it's... 166 00:08:25,933 --> 00:08:28,803 - [Phone ringing] - Oh. 167 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,270 It's our client. 168 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,100 [Terry mumbles] 169 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,930 Hello mr Collins. 170 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:43,433 Have you caught my Fiona fooling around yet? Huh? 171 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:44,697 Telling me she's going out 172 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:47,103 to confession every Thursday night. 173 00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:49,033 We're not even catholic. 174 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:51,827 No, nothing yet. But don't you worry. 175 00:08:51,967 --> 00:08:54,167 Fiona can't hide from us for long. 176 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:57,730 We will keep our eyes permanently peeled. 177 00:08:57,867 --> 00:08:59,747 The thing about bremmer and draper investigators 178 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,900 is that we are highly observant. 179 00:09:02,033 --> 00:09:03,203 Nothing will get past us. 180 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:04,903 Mark my words, we will catch them. 181 00:09:05,033 --> 00:09:07,373 Okay, okay, goodbye Mr. Collins. 182 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,400 [Dramatic music] 183 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:14,697 [Carl screaming] 184 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:15,903 You can't do this to me. 185 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,673 I can, I am, and I did. 186 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,430 Now you stay put, 187 00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:23,727 while I keep an eye on ginger and her boyfriend. 188 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,097 Make sure they give it to you. 189 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:28,933 Either voluntarily or begging for their lives. 190 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:35,303 - [Laughing] - [Carl screaming] 191 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,073 I wonder what you're really worth, 192 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,370 you red-eyed git. 193 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,330 Clive said you were a collector's item. 194 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,830 Oh well, I guess there's only some things eBay will tell us. 195 00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:56,697 Gemma, if we're going to do this, 196 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:59,333 there's something you should know about me. 197 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:05,003 I'm a big bad action boy. 198 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,970 Yeah, you are. I'm really proud of you for that. 199 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:13,170 No, I meant I used to collect action men. 200 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:16,233 That's what we call ourselves, 201 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:17,597 and I'm not ashamed of it. 202 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,127 Maybe a little bit. 203 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:24,273 I'm a collector just like him. 204 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,200 I know this world, I know how obsessive these people can be. 205 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,967 We don't need eBay just yet. 206 00:10:31,933 --> 00:10:34,773 There's another place, a dark place, 207 00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:39,327 in the corner of the Internet. 208 00:10:39,467 --> 00:10:42,367 [Cartoon] Cuddle me collectibles. 209 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,470 Right, I've posted it. 210 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,330 A member here says there's a whole range of rabbits. 211 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:56,067 99, mummy rabbits, daddy rabbits. 212 00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:59,073 We've got the 100th. 213 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,800 The myxomatosis rabbit. 214 00:11:00,933 --> 00:11:02,573 [Dramatic music] 215 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:03,700 [Gemma sighs loudly] 216 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,200 I don't believe that. 217 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,003 We've got the only one ever made. 218 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,133 Oh. 219 00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:13,873 If you have a figurine or collectible 220 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,900 you are thinking of selling, 221 00:11:16,033 --> 00:11:20,133 please consider us here at macreadie's auction house. 222 00:11:20,267 --> 00:11:21,567 Maybe you've had it for years 223 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,603 or stolen it from a dying relative... 224 00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:26,273 Bloody pop-ups. 225 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,570 Right, it says here, 226 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,730 "in the end, Potter Derek castlewick 227 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:33,397 deemed maxy too offensive for sale." 228 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,707 Thought it might scare the kiddies. 229 00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:36,973 Yes, which it did Derek. 230 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,600 You know if he was alive, 231 00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:40,653 I'd have a good mind to go round and wet his bed. 232 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:46,933 Hey, also says he died under suspicious circumstances. 233 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:51,203 Who said he died in scarborough. Same thing I suppose. 234 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:56,273 Right, we're off. 235 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,170 I'm going to teach my yoga class. 236 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,730 You should come gem. 237 00:11:59,867 --> 00:12:02,127 Tone up some of those flappy bits. 238 00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:05,067 You're not a qualified yoga teacher Monica. 239 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,600 You not qualified anything actually. 240 00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:09,033 I know, isn't it mad? 241 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,397 Just put an advert up 242 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,167 and loads of people joined, mainly men. 243 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,610 I think they just come to watch me stretch, 244 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,833 but it's money, isn't it? 245 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,967 Will you be going to yoga, clive, huh? 246 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,980 Do a bit of the old downward dog in with Monica? 247 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,100 It's all the rage now. 248 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:23,573 I never do it that way. 249 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,700 I enjoy eye contact. 250 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:27,573 I like to look into my man's soul 251 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,400 as he reaches his pleasure peak. 252 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:31,067 And then I own him. 253 00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:34,167 Gemma. 254 00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:38,433 [Dramatic music] 255 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,573 Don't hurt me. 256 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,733 We'd have had that rabbit if it weren't for you. 257 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,697 I wanted it for myself. 258 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,233 Why should you have everything? 259 00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:52,967 You have to take your punishment. 260 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,870 [Carl screaming] 261 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,797 [Bright upbeat music] 262 00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:07,173 Eight grand. There's a bloke here offering eight grand. 263 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,000 Seriously? 264 00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:09,473 I'm so serious. 265 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,670 I'm getting shooting pains down my left arm. 266 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,100 Oh, what's this? The bunnyman. 267 00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:16,933 That's a daft name. 268 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,327 "Give me the rabbit now 269 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,377 or I will send the beast and you will regret it." 270 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,670 Oh, a threat. 271 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,140 I wonder if he's got anything to do 272 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:27,127 with Derek's suspicious circumstances. 273 00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:28,767 See, I told you. 274 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,570 I know someone who put an original my little pony on here, 275 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,627 but then didn't wanna sell. 276 00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:35,327 Woke up with its head in the bed. 277 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,197 Let's get rid of it Gemma. 278 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,573 Look, we need this money. 279 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:47,730 And well if we get a place of our own, 280 00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:53,403 we can do all sorts of things, like together things. 281 00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:58,927 Make all the noises that we can't make here. 282 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:01,567 All right. Alright, alright, I've re-prioritised. 283 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,367 Yes, okay, we need to celebrate. 284 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,727 You nip down to the off licence and get some drinks in. 285 00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:07,727 Fine, as there's no stopping you, 286 00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:09,227 look under the pampas grass. 287 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600 What's this? 288 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:17,973 And if you want some crisps, look in my wellies. 289 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,900 I've got cheese and onion. 290 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:24,873 And because of the wellies, they're even cheesier. 291 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:29,227 [Dramatic music] 292 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,330 Terry. 293 00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,567 [Terry] What. 294 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:09,567 There's someone in the room. 295 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,227 Oh, it's bloody Monica sleep-walking. 296 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,630 [Gemma screams] 297 00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:22,567 I am the beast, give me the rabbit, now. 298 00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:26,633 You're the woman from the car boot sale. 299 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,197 Are you lost, love? 300 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,433 No, she's not, she's a figurine obsessed psychopath 301 00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:32,067 who's come to finish us off. 302 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:32,970 Don't be so silly. 303 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,130 - [Screams] - Rabbit. Rabbit. 304 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,297 Terry, handle her. 305 00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:37,433 What. 306 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,170 I don't wanna seem too forward, 307 00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:43,897 but you're a very handsome woman. 308 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:47,133 [Screaming] 309 00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:49,567 He wants the rabbit. Give it to... 310 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:50,367 Oh. 311 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:52,267 [Moans] 312 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,200 Bugger, not again. Oh. 313 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,230 Bugger what? 314 00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:58,567 I think I've put my back out. 315 00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:01,233 Been happening more and more these days. 316 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,627 Oh just let me lie down flat 317 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,067 and I'll be right back with you. 318 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,970 Well, I think we defeated the beast. 319 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,100 Yeah. 320 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,133 Oh. 321 00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:17,827 Oh, you're joking. 322 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,397 Why did they have to send you? 323 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:22,827 Probably 'cause you've created chaos yet again, Gemma. 324 00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:24,727 Oh, you're so smug, aren't you? 325 00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:27,667 Me, smug? No. 326 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,370 I'm a proper policewoman, 327 00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:32,827 while you're playing at being a private investigator. 328 00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:34,037 God, Vicky, why do you always have 329 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,927 to bring that attitude with you? 330 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:39,667 Why are they so angry with each other? 331 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,100 Ooh, I'm the one in trouble, aren't I? 332 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:46,897 She's her sister-in-law. They don't get on. 333 00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:48,573 Oh. 334 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:52,397 Gemma is what we call in the force a waste of space. 335 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:53,227 - Oh. - Leave it. 336 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,127 So what's your name 337 00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:57,727 and why are you in gamma's sister's house, 338 00:16:57,867 --> 00:17:00,767 where she lives rent-free much like a parasite? 339 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,430 Betty Jackson. 340 00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:05,567 Oh, I think I might be in the wrong house. 341 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,703 I thought this was my house 342 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:13,633 and the door was open so I just came inside, oh. 343 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,130 Well don't be fooled by her sweet demeanour. 344 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:21,167 She came here to kill us. 345 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,570 She attacked me with her cane. 346 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,667 [Betty laughing] 347 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,000 My cane. 348 00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:27,573 Oh, it does fly about a bit. 349 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,570 I've lost my co-ordination. 350 00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:35,203 Come on you, I'll help you home. 351 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,273 Let these two keep their dignity. 352 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,700 And get back to their sofa-bed. 353 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:41,433 Oh, don't worry dear, 354 00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:46,097 I've had a fistful of morphine and it's kicking in. 355 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:51,627 Oh, I'll say my goodbyes then, Gemma. 356 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:54,567 See sense, the bunnyman will stop at nothing 357 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,067 to get the rabbit. 358 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,770 Well, bye then. Thanks for your Patience. 359 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,673 [Dramatic music] 360 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,370 [Upbeat music] 361 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,727 Well, you've certainly come to the right place Gemma. 362 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:26,397 And may I say how rare it is 363 00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:30,073 to see such a pristine figurine 364 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,430 brought to me by such a pristine figure. 365 00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:36,197 Oh, thank you, brushed my hair 366 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,073 and my teeth. 367 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,530 And what a marvellous job you did of both. 368 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,897 [Laughing] 369 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,700 This um... 370 00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:50,967 This rabbit is worth a considerable amount. 371 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,170 Yes. 372 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,630 Seems to be connected to bunnyman. 373 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,167 Oh, him. 374 00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,370 He's harassed me for years. 375 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,300 I have letter after letter from him. 376 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:09,773 Always asking if I'd found maxy. 377 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,200 Threatening me because he didn't believe I hadn't. 378 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,070 He's quite mad. 379 00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:21,103 Well my partner told me the collecting world is quite odd. 380 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,233 Partner? 381 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,530 In my investigation agency. It's... 382 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,397 Fascinating. 383 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,333 I suppose you jet around the world, 384 00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:32,067 catching the bad guys and righting wrongs? 385 00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:36,297 Something very like that, yeah. 386 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:39,233 [Upbeat music] 387 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:43,527 Come on Fiona, do something, or at least someone. 388 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:48,067 - [Upbeat music] - [Phone buzzing] 389 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,967 Hello, yeah Mr. Collins. 390 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,270 Have you got anything for me yet? 391 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:57,170 No, probably no suspicious activity as of yet. 392 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,670 To be honest, I'm thinking of knocking this on the head. 393 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,330 No, don't worry. I'm watching her like a hawk. 394 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,427 You're not coming up with anything. 395 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:08,467 Now you entrusted this to us, the professionals. 396 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,970 Let us use our specialised skill set to help you. 397 00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:19,473 It's a skill set based on watching hours of YouTube videos. 398 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:24,430 And Mark my words, I am watching every move she makes. 399 00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:28,967 [Orchestral music] 400 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:31,833 Bugger. 401 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,473 The bunnyman is not unique. 402 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,930 Collectors are an obsessive lot, Gemma. 403 00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:43,097 Here's one of the most famous of the bunny brigade, 404 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,473 Jasper donningburgh. 405 00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:49,833 Sadly his collecting obsession consumed him. 406 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,227 His quest to find the final rabbit in the series 407 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:56,397 became too much for him. 408 00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:57,633 He took his own life. 409 00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:59,467 [Gun shot] 410 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,930 That's so sad. 411 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,570 Why is he wearing a gas mask? 412 00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:08,667 Jasper suffered from an hereditary condition. 413 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:13,630 Trimethylaminuria, also known as fish odour syndrome. 414 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,400 He smelled of fish? 415 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:21,903 Apparently, only when he felt nervous or excited. 416 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,470 Better not go on a roller-coaster with him then. 417 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,430 Got you. 418 00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,797 [Laughing] 419 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:35,697 Clive, hello. Do you work here? 420 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:38,697 Clive does all our spreadsheets. 421 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,133 You two know each other. 422 00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:41,767 He's dating my sister. 423 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,070 Oh, really clive. 424 00:21:44,133 --> 00:21:46,573 Well if she's as beautiful and attractive as you, Gemma, 425 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,130 he's a very lucky man. 426 00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:51,597 Making me blush, 427 00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:54,273 and feel really, really good about myself. 428 00:21:56,167 --> 00:22:00,827 Nice to unexpectedly see you. 429 00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:03,797 [Slow piano music] 430 00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,833 I'm sorry to be so forward Gemma, 431 00:22:07,967 --> 00:22:09,167 but I wouldn't be doing my job 432 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,370 if I didn't offer my services. 433 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,867 We'd love to auction your rabbit here. 434 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,727 Yes. That would make the bunnyman come to us. 435 00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:20,797 I mean, obviously the money is exciting and everything, 436 00:22:20,933 --> 00:22:23,333 but you know, drama. 437 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,667 Collectors from all over the world will come to you 438 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,270 for this piece. 439 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,800 You're looking at at least half a million pounds. 440 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,203 ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 441 00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:35,173 ♪ the lord is come ♪ 442 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,500 half a million pounds? 443 00:22:42,433 --> 00:22:43,673 This is it. 444 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,700 Gemma, we've spent our entire lives scrabbling 445 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,503 to get out of the toilet. 446 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,600 Just look at us now. 447 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,173 We're sitting on the rim picking poo out of our fingernails. 448 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,370 And hey, listen, we're not gonna waste it. 449 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:04,270 Oh no, we're gonna invest it wisely. 450 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,430 I'll be honest, 451 00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:07,967 I wasn't convinced before, 452 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,870 but this is the best investment we'll ever make. 453 00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:13,467 [Piano music] 454 00:23:15,133 --> 00:23:16,203 We're both classy, Gemma. 455 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,833 It's the kind of people we are. 456 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:22,527 Wow. 457 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:25,733 When we sell the rabbit, 458 00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:29,967 I'm thinking I might get myself an owl for this arm. 459 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,370 Oh yeah. 460 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,670 Imagine walking down the aisle towards me 461 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,170 and an owl, majestic. 462 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:40,070 I didn't even want a big wedding at first. 463 00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:41,903 I think as many people as possible 464 00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:44,067 need to see me wearing this. 465 00:23:44,133 --> 00:23:46,293 Our Vicky's jaw is gonna drop when she sees this dress. 466 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,430 I think a lot of people 467 00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:51,067 are gonna have a substantial reaction 468 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:52,927 to seeing you in that dress babe. 469 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,067 Are you gonna try on that other dress? 470 00:23:57,133 --> 00:24:00,103 The woman said it was bigger, so it'll be even classier. 471 00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:02,773 Alright, bring it on. 472 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,370 [Piano music] 473 00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:09,067 - [Dramatic music] - [Gemma screams] 474 00:24:09,133 --> 00:24:10,603 Give me the rabbit. 475 00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:13,073 Terry, bunnyman, bunnyman. 476 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,800 Give me the rabbit or die. 477 00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:18,703 Out the back. 478 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:19,873 Grab the bag. 479 00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:23,470 It's got the bloody rabbit in it. 480 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,133 Terry. 481 00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:34,197 Oh, I've got it, I've got it. 482 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:35,373 It's in here, isn't it? 483 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,670 Wait, give it back. 484 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,200 No, I'm keeping it. 485 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:41,673 Remember our deal, Carl. 486 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,630 This could end very badly for you. 487 00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:47,497 Don't throw your life away. 488 00:24:47,633 --> 00:24:48,673 Jokes on you Betty. 489 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,070 I haven't even got a life. 490 00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:53,073 [Dramatic music] 491 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,300 I did it. It's finally mine. 492 00:24:57,433 --> 00:25:00,133 [Car screeching] 493 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,603 I'm fine, not a Mark on me. 494 00:25:03,733 --> 00:25:06,473 [Dramatic music] 495 00:25:23,667 --> 00:25:26,497 Everything's alright. I saved it. 496 00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:30,527 Good to know where I stand in the grand scheme of things. 497 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:33,427 [Dramatic music] 498 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,000 [Police] Yeah, one body sarge. 499 00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:47,767 Absolutely splattered to be honest. 500 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:50,500 Nearly put me off my dinner. 501 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,233 He was on 84 rabbits. 502 00:25:53,367 --> 00:25:55,667 Thought he could get up to the big numbers. 503 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,800 They all do. 504 00:25:58,067 --> 00:26:00,827 How did you know we were here? Did you follow us? 505 00:26:00,967 --> 00:26:03,767 Yeah. Bunnyman told me to follow you. 506 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,070 And then we set this up. 507 00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:09,367 You don't fancy just giving it to us, do you? 508 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,400 No. Worth a try. 509 00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:13,703 But look, you can't tell the police. 510 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,903 If you do, they'll take the rabbit, 511 00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:17,897 impound it as evidence. 512 00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:20,067 And then we'll all be in danger. 513 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,830 Save the rabbit and you'll save yourselves. 514 00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:26,397 I'm getting out of this game. 515 00:26:26,533 --> 00:26:28,833 It's too cut throat. 516 00:26:28,967 --> 00:26:31,827 I'm going back to contract killing, 517 00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:35,127 which is still cutting throats, 518 00:26:35,267 --> 00:26:39,727 but you know, there's a level of honesty in it. 519 00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:40,967 Yeah, I can imagine. 520 00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:44,803 Fancy dress is it, Gemma. 521 00:26:44,933 --> 00:26:46,233 What have you come as? 522 00:26:46,367 --> 00:26:48,367 Someone in a strong relationship 523 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,230 who's not afraid to express her love. 524 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:52,327 I can see you're still in character 525 00:26:52,467 --> 00:26:54,467 as the miserable old witch. 526 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,230 I'm a police officer. 527 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:58,367 Misery is part of the job. 528 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,700 Speaking of which, I sincerely hope you three being here 529 00:27:00,733 --> 00:27:02,173 is just a coincidence. 530 00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:04,527 Last time I saw you all, 531 00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:07,067 Gemma was accusing you of breaking and entering. 532 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,700 Water under the bridge. 533 00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:14,933 We've sort of befriended Betty here. 534 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,837 She came to help us get fitted for the wedding. 535 00:27:16,867 --> 00:27:19,597 Our wedding's gonna be great. 536 00:27:19,733 --> 00:27:21,933 Like yours, but with less of a sense of my brother 537 00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:24,497 making a massive mistake. 538 00:27:24,633 --> 00:27:25,873 And an owl. 539 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,770 Stay there, I'll be wanting statements from all of you. 540 00:27:33,733 --> 00:27:36,303 [Upbeat music] 541 00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,367 Your highness, it's me. 542 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,730 I wanted you to know 543 00:27:44,867 --> 00:27:48,667 an incredibly rare piece has just come up, maxy. 544 00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:52,067 Yes, the maxy. 545 00:27:55,767 --> 00:27:56,797 The one and only. 546 00:27:58,133 --> 00:28:00,373 [Upbeat music] 547 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,530 So that's it. 548 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:03,097 The bunny is worth a fortune, 549 00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:04,343 there's a psycho called the bunnyman 550 00:28:04,367 --> 00:28:05,827 who's after us for it 551 00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:06,697 and we are going undercover at the auction tomorrow 552 00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:07,833 to catch him. 553 00:28:10,267 --> 00:28:12,127 [Terry snapping] 554 00:28:12,267 --> 00:28:13,797 [Upbeat music] 555 00:28:13,933 --> 00:28:14,603 Do you think it's going in? 556 00:28:14,733 --> 00:28:16,103 She's not registering. 557 00:28:16,233 --> 00:28:18,533 No, no no no no, I can hear you. 558 00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:22,327 I'm just trynna figure out how any of this is about me. 559 00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:25,367 Well, there's something I need to tell you. 560 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,630 Your clive's involved. 561 00:28:27,767 --> 00:28:29,827 Clive? How? 562 00:28:29,967 --> 00:28:31,967 He works at the auction house. 563 00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,770 Oh, but you didn't tell me that. 564 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:36,100 I found that out through detection work. 565 00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:37,673 Not just by bumping into him there. 566 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,300 Right then, well I'm obviously coming 567 00:28:39,433 --> 00:28:40,603 to the auction with you then. 568 00:28:40,733 --> 00:28:42,733 No Gemma, she's not coming with us. 569 00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:45,667 I view time risking my life 570 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,500 chasing a psychopath as special calm time, 571 00:28:49,633 --> 00:28:53,173 I enjoy away from Monica. 572 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,400 No offence. 573 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:56,503 Oh, offence taken. 574 00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:57,873 You might need backup. 575 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:00,167 She's right. 576 00:29:00,933 --> 00:29:03,233 Or an annoying distraction. 577 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,930 Ooh, exciting. 578 00:29:06,067 --> 00:29:08,197 And we're gonna have to dress the part, okay. 579 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:10,173 Oh yes. You're my sister. 580 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:12,570 I'm not having anyone think you are less of a woman 581 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,270 just because I can see your squat little legs, alright? 582 00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:23,303 [Upbeat music] 583 00:29:23,433 --> 00:29:24,603 So that's it. 584 00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:29,633 Don't suppose you need a written resignation, do you? 585 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:32,927 Great, well, no hard feelings then. 586 00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:37,097 Standard procedure, I'll pick up my holiday pay later. 587 00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:42,073 You don't follow me, I won't slit your throat in your sleep. 588 00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:43,667 You're going nowhere. 589 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,070 The job's not complete. 590 00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:49,927 Nobody walks away from me. 591 00:29:50,067 --> 00:29:54,067 I think you're forgetting who you're talking to here. 592 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:59,070 I am the beast and I was killing people 593 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,933 while you were still gnawing on your mama's nipples. 594 00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:07,927 [Bunnyman laughing] 595 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:11,467 [Phone rings] 596 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,170 [Upbeat music] 597 00:30:42,267 --> 00:30:45,397 Gemma, I'm gonna tell myself off 598 00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,133 because I didn't think you have 599 00:30:47,267 --> 00:30:48,397 the hips for that dress. 600 00:30:48,533 --> 00:30:49,973 But look at you. 601 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:52,200 You've managed to wriggle your way into it. 602 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:53,733 You're a little queen. 603 00:30:55,367 --> 00:30:58,997 Look, why do I have to go undercover as a waiter? 604 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:00,273 Because I'm more believable 605 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,770 as a wealthy lady whose husband has died, 606 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:04,100 leaving her his estate 607 00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:05,883 and who now spends her time collecting rabbits 608 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,930 and entertaining her string of exotic lovers. 609 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:11,273 I'm not sure I'm happy 610 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,640 with how much you've thought this through, Gemma. 611 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,867 And I am her sister with a much longer string 612 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,500 of more exotic bad companions. 613 00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:22,167 Right, so the bunnyman is gonna make a move, 614 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:24,700 so we need to be ready for anything. 615 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:27,533 Terry, you go outside and mingle with the guests. 616 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:30,667 Once any of us find out who the bunnyman really is, 617 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,870 he's mine. 618 00:31:33,067 --> 00:31:34,177 Well as long as he doesn't Nick it, 619 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,300 and the cheque clears, we're golden. 620 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,570 Gemma, we're gonna have flamingos at our wedding. 621 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:45,630 During the service and possibly also as a starter. 622 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,730 Oh, Christ, Gemma. 623 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:50,267 We won't do that. 624 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:55,230 [Crowd] Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. 625 00:31:55,867 --> 00:31:58,197 [Piano music] 626 00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,967 [Clapping] 627 00:32:08,867 --> 00:32:11,267 What's with the costumes. 628 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,200 Is this some sort of sex party or something? 629 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:17,073 No, they're not like this. They're always indoors. 630 00:32:18,433 --> 00:32:20,333 This is how the figurine fraternity do it 631 00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:22,467 when they auction something at this level. 632 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,230 This way, none of them will ever know 633 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:26,367 who has the full collection. 634 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,870 It could be very dangerous for whoever has them all. 635 00:32:30,133 --> 00:32:31,673 Welcome ladies and gentlemen, 636 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:36,070 to a very special evening in the collectibles world. 637 00:32:36,133 --> 00:32:38,203 Tonight, we will auction off 638 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:42,433 a unique piece in the Timmy tufty tale series, 639 00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:45,067 maxy, the myxomatosis rabbit, 640 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,330 the 100th and final rabbit in the collection. 641 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,767 [Crowd clapping] 642 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,870 None of which would be possible without its owner, 643 00:32:55,067 --> 00:32:57,567 the beautiful lady cilla De black. 644 00:32:59,067 --> 00:32:59,727 Bonjour. 645 00:32:59,867 --> 00:33:01,067 And her sister... 646 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,370 Lady Pam au raisin. 647 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,300 [Clapping] 648 00:33:06,433 --> 00:33:10,873 Now, if you follow me, we can stop the oaks. 649 00:33:11,067 --> 00:33:13,797 [Clapping] 650 00:33:13,933 --> 00:33:16,803 [Orchestral music] 651 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:19,700 [Crowd] Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, 652 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:24,773 rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. 653 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:35,570 The rabbit is in excellent condition. 654 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,370 The glazing is impeccable 655 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,200 and as with all items sold here at... 656 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:43,303 Do you er, fancy a tipple? 657 00:33:43,433 --> 00:33:45,603 Should you wish to have your items delivered. 658 00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:46,733 Rabbit. 659 00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:52,597 I'm more a big bad action boy myself. 660 00:33:52,733 --> 00:33:54,673 You know, the old action man game. 661 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,167 [Dramatic music] 662 00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,300 Intense industry. 663 00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:02,303 I should know, I tried to sell an action man once, 664 00:34:02,433 --> 00:34:04,533 they wanted his service record. 665 00:34:08,067 --> 00:34:10,327 I will leave you to enjoy your beverage. 666 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:13,927 Shall we start the bidding at say, 100, 000 pounds? 667 00:34:14,067 --> 00:34:15,197 Yes. Get in. 668 00:34:16,567 --> 00:34:17,967 Is that our first bid? 669 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,630 No, sorry. 670 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,727 I was just excited about giving out the champagne. 671 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,870 I'm more of a cider man, you see. 672 00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:26,267 And pickled onions. 673 00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:30,433 Clive? 674 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:33,770 Where were we? 675 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:37,230 Oh yes, 100,000 pounds. 676 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:38,367 100,000. 677 00:34:39,067 --> 00:34:40,127 150. 678 00:34:40,267 --> 00:34:41,397 200. 679 00:34:41,533 --> 00:34:42,673 300. 680 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,270 350. 681 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,940 Come on then, show yourself, you lop-eared bugger. 682 00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:47,267 Just be patient, Monica. 683 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,700 He'll make a mistake, then he's ours. 684 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:50,673 [Jacob] 550. 685 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,070 [Crowd member] 600,000. 686 00:34:53,167 --> 00:34:54,867 Sweet Mary lord, carry me home. 687 00:34:55,067 --> 00:34:56,067 Oh. 688 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,500 - 650,000. - Yes. 689 00:34:59,367 --> 00:35:00,497 [Jacob] 650. 690 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:02,567 Can I top you up in a minute? 691 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,230 Just 'cause I'm in the process 692 00:35:04,367 --> 00:35:06,377 of watching my life change in ways I don't really deserve. 693 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,800 [Jacob] 650 pounds ladies and gentlemen. 694 00:35:10,933 --> 00:35:13,373 Or, you know, in hindsight, 695 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:16,170 it would be a shame to leave your patch. 696 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:17,300 Okay mate. 697 00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:20,567 Keep bidding, keep bidding. Don't mind me. 698 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:22,100 Pick up number ladies and gentlemen. 699 00:35:22,233 --> 00:35:24,073 Fulfil a dream. 700 00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:25,397 I'm sorry to interrupt, 701 00:35:25,533 --> 00:35:28,073 but I really need some more champagne. 702 00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:30,833 Not now man, can't you see what's happening? 703 00:35:30,967 --> 00:35:32,047 The auction has come alive. 704 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,730 700. 705 00:35:35,067 --> 00:35:37,267 For god's sake. Look out the back you idiot. 706 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,370 [Dramatic music] 707 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,070 Now, where were we? 708 00:35:43,667 --> 00:35:44,667 Can you smell fish? 709 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:47,067 700,0000. 710 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:54,630 You're Jasper donningburgh's son. 711 00:35:56,700 --> 00:36:00,970 You're a very clever girl, Gemma. Yes, I am. 712 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,070 Gemma is right. 713 00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:06,703 I was raised here in this auction house, 714 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:07,953 by my stepfather, macreadie. 715 00:36:08,067 --> 00:36:13,067 But, I am Jacob donningburgh. 716 00:36:13,967 --> 00:36:16,097 But you're more than that. 717 00:36:16,233 --> 00:36:18,573 You're the bunnyman. 718 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,530 Right again. 719 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:22,827 You've got a brilliant mind. 720 00:36:22,967 --> 00:36:26,197 I had planned my finale for a little later, 721 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:30,973 but maybe no time like the present is the way to go. 722 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,273 [Dramatic music] 723 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,230 Look at me, all of you. 724 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:41,903 All I wanted in my life 725 00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,097 was to complete my father's collection. 726 00:36:45,267 --> 00:36:47,497 I'm a good boy. 727 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,370 But these rabbits are cursed. 728 00:36:53,233 --> 00:36:54,903 I've sent myself mad. 729 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:59,230 I've become a monster just like daddy. 730 00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:01,197 [Sobbing] 731 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:04,073 Just like all of you. 732 00:37:05,633 --> 00:37:09,633 Think about how much you've ruined your own family's lives 733 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:11,827 trying to achieve this, just like me. 734 00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:14,627 Think about how your children have suffered 735 00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:17,967 as you ignored them to chase this pointless 736 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:21,570 little bug-eyed bunny. 737 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,830 The things I've done to get this 738 00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:27,797 would shock the devil himself. 739 00:37:27,933 --> 00:37:30,433 [Laughing] 740 00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:35,427 I killed Derek, to find out where maxy was. 741 00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:38,433 But he wouldn't tell. 742 00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:40,427 Oh, I'd have kept that to myself. 743 00:37:40,567 --> 00:37:43,867 And Betty is dead in the cellar. 744 00:37:44,067 --> 00:37:46,897 Oh, now is definitely the time to shut up. 745 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:51,267 And now, for the final piece of the puzzle. 746 00:37:53,867 --> 00:37:56,927 Once this rabbit is destroyed, it's all over. 747 00:37:58,267 --> 00:38:01,297 None of you will have the complete collection, 748 00:38:01,433 --> 00:38:04,803 and you can go back to your families and apologise 749 00:38:04,933 --> 00:38:06,403 for what you've put them through. 750 00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:08,073 Jacob, no. 751 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,140 [Crowd member] We don't care about your pathetic life. 752 00:38:10,167 --> 00:38:13,197 Enough of this. I shall bid a million pounds sterling. 753 00:38:15,067 --> 00:38:16,667 Oh, please, Jacob, 754 00:38:19,067 --> 00:38:21,397 this could bring such happiness to two, 755 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:25,103 and I'm not even exaggerating, incredibly unlucky people. 756 00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:28,633 Sorry Gemma, but you won't be catching it this time. 757 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:30,067 Oh no, no, no. 758 00:38:31,733 --> 00:38:32,733 No. 759 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,130 It's all right. It's alright everyone. I'm still rich. 760 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:47,603 Panic over. I found the fizzy stuff. 761 00:38:47,733 --> 00:38:48,733 Terry, no. 762 00:38:50,067 --> 00:38:51,067 What. 763 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,870 Yes Terry. Yes. 764 00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:59,103 [Bunnyman laughing] 765 00:39:00,467 --> 00:39:01,467 Oh. 766 00:39:06,733 --> 00:39:09,803 Consider this my resignation. 767 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:12,633 [Dramatic music] 768 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:30,933 Clive, did you know about all of this? 769 00:39:31,067 --> 00:39:34,767 He's my husband, he's my life. 770 00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:37,100 You're life? What about me? 771 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,400 I was using you to get to the rabbit, you stupid girl. 772 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,070 Be still my love. 773 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,200 Hop, hop, hop into the darkness. 774 00:39:51,233 --> 00:39:54,073 [Slow piano music] 775 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,800 Terry, what did you do to the rabbit? 776 00:40:05,933 --> 00:40:08,733 Look, I know there's gonna be a lot of anger and blame, 777 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:14,073 but one day Gemma, I promise you, 778 00:40:15,733 --> 00:40:20,573 one day I will find a way to make out, this wasn't my fault. 779 00:40:22,567 --> 00:40:25,397 [Slow piano music] 780 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,800 Well, well, well. 781 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,297 Looks like the police force 782 00:40:38,433 --> 00:40:41,673 needed the lowly investigators after all. 783 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,500 For all your snide little comments, 784 00:40:44,633 --> 00:40:46,673 I was the one who found out who the culprit was. 785 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,800 By all accounts, 786 00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:49,630 it was 20 seconds before 787 00:40:49,767 --> 00:40:52,827 he just told everybody who he was, Sherlock. 788 00:40:52,967 --> 00:40:55,367 Well, at least I didn't have his main hench-woman 789 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,600 in my sights and then just let her go. 790 00:40:57,733 --> 00:40:59,303 Which led to someone dying. 791 00:41:00,267 --> 00:41:01,567 Should we call it a draw? 792 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:02,400 Fair enough. 793 00:41:02,533 --> 00:41:03,233 Sunday dinner at two. 794 00:41:03,367 --> 00:41:04,367 See you there. 795 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,330 [Slow piano music] 796 00:41:14,367 --> 00:41:15,727 Do you know what the real shame is? 797 00:41:15,833 --> 00:41:17,103 What's that? 798 00:41:17,233 --> 00:41:18,303 It's Wednesday. 799 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:23,170 You know what we usually do on a Wednesday night. 800 00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:27,730 You've had a bath, I've had a bath, with my peach scrub. 801 00:41:27,867 --> 00:41:29,397 We can't. 802 00:41:29,533 --> 00:41:33,433 Well, I was thinking, if we were really really quiet, 803 00:41:34,567 --> 00:41:35,567 then we could. 804 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,900 Because we wouldn't wake anyone up. 805 00:41:39,067 --> 00:41:41,667 Well don't mind me, love. 806 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,430 If I haven't got my readers on, 807 00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:46,227 I can't see a bloody thing. 808 00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:48,367 You two crack on. 809 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:51,370 You're kind enough to let me lie low here, 810 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:55,430 so I don't mind listening to you get jiggy with it. 811 00:41:56,267 --> 00:41:57,267 Oh. 812 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:00,633 No. 813 00:42:00,767 --> 00:42:03,427 [Upbeat music]